I love you but it's not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?

When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.

I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha]