I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.