I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

If you look across the valley, you can see exactly what I mean: about four beautiful houses, and you think something is happening in each of them. It's like a mural.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Everyone was in stitches at the Queen's speech. It was such a lovely, affectionate tribute