I love an underdog. No, I don't necessarily mean the cartoon. I mean like David, as in Goliath, or the Bears, as in The Bad News Bears.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

In my experience , big words ornament bad news.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

When I have a bad day, I dream about opening up a gelato stand on the streets of Sydney, Australia. Doesn't everyone have a random escape fantasy?

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.