I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built.
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People look at me like I'm on my way out of the game. I'm just getting started.
CARMELO ANTHONY Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I There's this new band that just started with us called the Dave Matthews Band. My God! I mean, I...
BUTCH TRUCKS I was built this way for a reason, so I'm going to use it.
SIMONE BILES Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I'm like, 'Whoa, I'm so cool.'
ROBERT PATTINSON In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN I'm not like a poker player. I'm not into bluff. My way is to look someone in the eye and te...
TORI AMOS I just have that sort of face and when I got to Hollywood in the late '70s they took one look at...
M. C. GAINEY I'm gonna live my life the correct way, and I'm gonna be a champion the kids look up to and ...
DANIEL CORMIER Just because I might be bored doesn't mean I have to look boring. I'd rather look fabulous, ...
CHARLI XCX One thing that I really like to do is, I'll look in the mirror, and I'll imagine that I'...
ANNA AKANA I wouldn't say I'm vain - I'm just in a job where the way you look is important. Well, a...
GARY NUMAN I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like...
KYLIE MINOGUE This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.
CHRISTINA RICCI I feel like I'm way too young to wear such heavy makeup all the time. It's just bad for your...
KYLIE JENNER I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
TAYLOR HAWKINS I may look like a laid-back Hawaiian, but I'm 240 pounds, and when I'm walking around that k...
IPPY AIONA I can never really remember what I look like. I'm just sort of neutral. I don't think I'...
SAM NEILL If I'm enjoying something, I'd like to be able to just have it all. Frankly, that's the ...
JASON BATEMAN I'll look through 'Us Weekly' and I'll see a picture of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Annis...
MOBY I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good e...
GRACE SLICK I'm just a kid that defied the odds. I'm just a kid that ignored the doubt. I'm just a k...
CONOR MCGREGOR My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there and I'm like the Energizer bunny.
MEAT LOAF I'm an outgoing girl, and I can't help the way I look.
SAMANTHA FOX I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ...
BILL COSBY I got the genetics of - not to get into racism or anything - but I'm built like a black man.
BROCK LESNAR I just don't like showing everything I've got. I don't want to look like I'm trying ...
ELISHA CUTHBERT I'm not a model or an actress; I'm just a 23 year old who likes to talk about science. Why d...
ELISE ANDREW It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when...
ROBERT STRAUSS I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or a...
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT I don't like to look sloppy. I'm a girly-girl.
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN I'm just loving BlueGriffon Editor! XML, HTML5, CSS, ARIA, SVGEdit all built in.
MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG People don't tend to hassle me because when I've got a hat on, I look like a banker. I'm...
KEVIN SPACEY I'm definitely interested in taking on roles where I don't look like myself. But I'm not...
DOUGLAS BOOTH For me, I like to look presentable when I'm outside. I'm not going to come to the office wit...
YOON AHN I never look at it like I'm wasting money when I'm buying gold.
BIG SEAN I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.
JUSTIN BIEBER When I look at my body, I'm like, 'I'm a lead of a TV show?' To have a man in the bu...
RACHEL KELLER Pretend to be a delinquent?" I asked clarifying.
"You can do it," Dave advised me. "Just don't ...
SARAH DESSEN I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
ANGELINA JOLIE There have been times where I have been playing a 16-year-old, and people have been like, 'She s...
BRITT ROBERTSON I'm an old Coltrane disciple just like I'm a Christian.
CORNEL WEST When I'm not working, I dress like a surfer. I look like I'm going to come into your house a...
ALEC BALDWIN I have never wanted to hide my freckles. I just didn't like the way I looked without them; it di...
CASSADEE POPE Look, I'm not odd. I'm just trying to be an actor; not a movie star, an actor.
MONTGOMERY CLIFT I'm going to look the way God intends me to look... with a little help from Manolo Blahnik.
JAMIE LEE CURTIS Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.
PENNIE LILLIAN I'm kind of a nervous guy. I know on television I look like I'm half asleep, but inside I...
BILL MEDLEY I'm not just a hip-hop artist; I feel like I'm a rock star.
FUTURE I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful ...
ELIZABETH PENA When I'm rapping, like, a turn up song, I'm thinking about what the people want to hear; thi...
TINK I'm a very sensitive person. I do like to be respected. I'm very loyal. I like it to be a tw...
JIM BROWN I've been boxing ever since I was 16. I love surprising people who think a short, blond girl can...
BRITTANY SNOW When I'm not in front of the camera, I'm just like any other normal person. I'm a studen...
PARK BO-GUM I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.
DANNY DEVITO When I was 20 I was like, 'I'm not a teenager anymore. I got this.' But when I look back...
CASSIE SCERBO I'd never say I'll never have a facelift, but I'm way too scared of looking like a diffe...
ELLEN BARKIN I'm just gonna be doing stuff that I really enjoy doing. I'm not gonna attempt to be current...
PAT TRAVERS I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It'...
DYLAN MORAN When people meet me in person, they're usually surprised at how petite I am because there's ...
MISTY COPELAND I don't really need to stand out, there's room for everyone. Although I haven't built a ...
ADELE When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.
BILLY COLLINS I'm very, very Spanish. I have fat cheeks on both ends. I'm sitting on my Spanish part. And ...
CRISTINA SARALEGUI I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this...
CHER People are starting to go on about my weight but I'm not going to change my size because they do...
ADELE Nah, I'm not one of those 'hip-hop is dead' people. I just like different artists. I nev...
REMY MA I don't compose, actually. I just record. I'm the opposite of a composer in my way of workin...
YANN TIERSEN I'm just interested in meditating on certain ideas, and I like to draw: that's my way of thi...
BEN NICHOLSON The more successful I got, the more scared I got. My name was all over Google. I had a Wikipedia pag...
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something...
GREGG ALLMAN I don't ever want to seem like I'm trying to command attention through the way I dress - but...
CAM NEWTON I'm very insecure. I'm human, just like anybody else.
BEN AFFLECK I feel like a good mom. I'm a strong woman now... Don't look down on me. Pray for me because...
FANTASIA BARRINO I'm not afraid of hard work. I like it! It's the other bit - the not working - I find more p...
PIXIE LOTT I'm not a big guy. I'm not a menacing guy. I'm not an intimidating guy. I may look that ...
DAVE BAUTISTA Because of the way I'm built, I constantly have to strengthen. This is sort of a ritual: I put o...
DAVID HALLBERG I feel like in a way I'm starting over, with everything.
SHANIA TWAIN I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
RAINN WILSON I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I ...
ROB BRYDON Interestingly enough, my more high-profile things are in uniform. But if you look at my full body of...
MICHAEL CUDLITZ If I'm seeing you, you're going to influence me. I'm sorry - I'm just that way. I...
DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE I like melancholy. I like to pretend that I'm alone in the world and I'm just sort of abando...
JAMAICA KINCAID I'm learning to embrace who I am and what I look like.
ERICA DURANCE I'm strong. I like to mother people, look after people. I lead the gang.
VICKY MCCLURE I'm not a good liar. I just tell the truth; I think that's the best way.
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DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
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As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
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DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
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DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT