I look at the woman and she looks back at me and if she's interested she'll give a nod.

It's a lot cheaper down here and you get lessons for next to nothing with outstanding teachers and you can dance every night till six or seven in the morning if you want.

I didn't think that was fair. He was the best thrower there. I think he would have taken first.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's

You sometimes have to answer to a woman according to her womanishness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.