I liked the idea of this epidemic of not-so-young men still living at home.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

Maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other. Perhaps, dare I even say it, in the same zip code.

Some men are wearing the perfume ... but men are there to buy it for their wives, girlfriends, mothers, aunts, sister or their boyfriends ... I don't ask questions,

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?