I like The Geek, a rag-doll pretending to be human. The Prez, an adolescent in the White House, just like the current occupant.

It seemed like the only thing to do was to crank the volume of my tape of British music in protest. Even though I was the only one who could hear it, I felt like I was doing something important.

a giant corporation in the White House masquerading as a human being.

You let someone know that you are leaving the White House on July 1 and by February you are already booked.

The White House is the finest prison in the world.

The White House has a secular, humanistic agenda.