I like the ephemeral thing about theatre, every performance is like a ghost - it's there and then it's gone.

I like the ephemeral thing about theatre, every performance is like a ghost - it's there and then it's gone.

I decided there and then to sue the bastards.

My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.

I like to dress up every now and then.

And then split his own cranium in half. I would like to see you do that yourself Blore. It would take some practice.