Jack Horner
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LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I I just worry about the girls who look up to me. I don't want them to think I starve myself or do... ELLEN POMPEO I saw him about to take a charge and I just jumped straight up. It's tough when it happens like that... MIKE JAMES I don't know, I see all the other guys going up against him, and it's not like he's doing anything t... CLINT BARMES ILONA ANDREWS HARUKI MURAKAMI TAYLOR SWIFT PRIYANKA CHOPRA DANICA PATRICK I want hair to have attitude like clothes ... Those are the models that interest me most. The ones t... ISAAC MIZRAHI STEPHEN CHBOSKY I was just taking pictures to see what they looked like. Just for the fun of it. It wasn't about... SALLY MANN It doesn't mean anything. It just gives me something to do. Obviously I still want to play. I'm look... GEORGE MCNEILL WINONA RYDER WINONA RYDER I think a lot of the athletes here will walk by and laugh at us, but that just makes me want them to... ASHLEE ROTH CAROLINE B. COONEY JULIAN BARNES That's just me. I don't like to talk myself up or anything like that, I just like to hang back and d... JODIE HENRY I have a good imagination. Look, I know what it feels like to have a broken heart. I know what it fe... DIANE WARREN I talk about writing and write so much because aside from music, it’s the only thing giving me pea... PHIL VOLATILE BRION JAMES When you find out how they live in Africa, you just want to do anything for them. I'm hustling for t... MIKE BARNOW I felt like I needed to comfort both the little girl inside me and my mother, assuring them that nei... ERIN MERRYN CHARLES BUKOWSKI WINONA RYDER ALICE WALKER I stay excited 'cause for me, this is something I love to do. I'm like Coca Cola with it. I ... RAEKWON KURT RUSSELL Before you judge me as some kind of 'anything goes' language heathen, let me just say that I'm not a... ARIKA OKRENT MAGGIE STIEFVATER We told them at halftime to keep plugging away. Our second quarter was just awful. I saw a couple po... DAVE KERSCHBAUMER C. JOYBELL C. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I have a knack for putting order to chaos and for looking at the big picture. It is wonderful when y... CAROLEE CANNATA This was about the CD. First time, you know. I was a little nervous at first, but once I got up ther... BEN BROUSSARD It doesn't look like anyone's been there in a long time. Boy, this place ... we had three party room... KEVIN HAN I'm looking to compete in February at Squaw and then, whatever comes up. But like I said. I really j... GRO KVINLOG B. B. KING I look back at all the years that I have done this and there have been so many people who have helpe... KYLE BRADY SARAH DESSEN I have about 4 million Lego bricks. And then a few million in storage in case something comes up. I ... NATHAN SAWAYA I just found that out, I didn't know he said that. But that's good when the coach says something lik... BEN ROETHLISBERGER DONALD MILLER BRANDON SANDERSON People become more ignorant when it comes to religion. DANIEL MELGAçO The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON I used to like the word of the day and when I read, highlight words that I didn't know and look ... ZACH GILFORD What drives that desire to destroy Paris Hilton? What drives that desire to venerate Angelina Jolie?... ZACH GALLIGAN Coach Rogers told me to just keep shooting. We crashed the boards hard, and when I shot and missed, ... BRITTANY MOORE MARKUS ZUSAK DONALD MILLER JAMAICA KINCAID GEORGE HARRISON Something just told me to put up $2,500. So I put up $2,500 bail for Ibrahim, ... The thing that imp... BRUCE HILL I was just about to sweep it up. Then I saw something move and got a bit of a fright. GEOFF BROWN Language is like poppies. It just takes something to churn the earth round them up, and when it does... ALI SMITH ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I know sometimes you just want to give up. But it's not all about that. You get your chances, and wh... CASAAN BREEDEN KARAN JOHAR OLIVIER THEYSKENS MICHELLE OBAMA I looked up at the clock. The last I saw, it was at 4.4 seconds. I turned for a last look at the bas... BRANDON WORTHY C.S. LEWIS BELLA THORNE B. B. KING ADAM WEST I would have to say that I'm not [a feminist]. I definitely agree there are some issues where women ... BRANDI PERL DEYTH BANGER Yeah. (chuckles) And he was uh, man you know, I had never met the guy before. I've got like some pos... LONDON LEGRAND There's been a lot of stuff. I always seem to be in the middle of it. ... It always seems like I'm i... A.J. PIERZYNSKI CATHERINE LACEY CATHERINE LACEY I have a tendency to overthink things, especially when it comes to my friends, and I don’t know…... TAMARA IRELAND STONE I just reacted and unfortunately I had to leave. I didn't know if (Parker) was behind me or not. I j... BRENDAN WITT He won't know who I am or anything like that. But that doesn't bother me and I don't want him to kno... JAMES QUINN CASSANDRA CLARE HENRY MILLER I saw them all kind of just floundering, and putting their arms up in that air, and screaming and st... JAMIE DEMATOFF NICOLAS CAGE I know just about every (Carver) player and I like them all. This wasn't necessarily personal. We ju... JAMARR SANDERS LARRY THE CABLE GUY TOMMY HILFIGER
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Unfortunately, with dinosaurs, we haven't had enough specimens to determine how much variation t... JACK HORNER Keratin can be very colorful, as we see in birds. We'd expect dinosaurs to be very colorful beca... JACK HORNER Give a talk to children and tell them dinosaurs didn't drag their tails, and you get arguments. JACK HORNER Evolution - evolutionary change - does not happen quickly. JACK HORNER Life histories tell you just about everything you need to know about an animal. JACK HORNER 'Jurassic Park' has a lot of science in it - and a lot of it is wrong - but if it was all ac... JACK HORNER I think most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. JACK HORNER Once we understand just how to control genes, we have the potential for spinal cord regeneration, bo... JACK HORNER I'm trying to figure out the biology of dinosaurs and what they were like as living creatures. JACK HORNER Children have a great urge to learn about dinosaurs. JACK HORNER There's an incomparable rush that comes from finding dinosaur bones. You know you're the fir... JACK HORNER Almost all of my graduate students say that they got interested in dinosaurs because of 'Jurassi... JACK HORNER I just cannot imagine why anyone would want to be really famous. You go to a restaurant and people a... JACK HORNER Scientists who play by someone else's rules don't have much chance of making discoveries. JACK HORNER T Rex could not run. JACK HORNER Triceratops is very common: they are the cows of the Cretaceous; they are everywhere. JACK HORNER Dinosaurs are built just like birds - they can squat down, they can get up. Mammals, when we lay dow... JACK HORNER Comparing science and religion isn't like comparing apples and oranges - it's more like appl... JACK HORNER Dinosaurs replace their teeth throughout their life. And T. rex replaced all of their teeth every ye... JACK HORNER We all have genes that come from our ancestors that aren't used - they're not turned on. So ... JACK HORNER I found my first dinosaur bone when I was 6, growing up in Montana. Ever since then I've been in... JACK HORNER A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken t... JACK HORNER My father had owned a ranch when he was younger, in Montana, and he remembered riding his horse acro... JACK HORNER Most people looking for dinosaurs are looking for beautiful skeletons. JACK HORNER A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffer... JACK HORNER Right now people are interested in genetic engineering to help the human race. That's a noble ca... JACK HORNER The whole thing is just totally a misunderstanding. JACK HORNER In the future, I'd like to see paleontology as a whole get a lot more quantitative. JACK HORNER I usually work in Montana, that's where I was born and raised and that's where there are lots of pla... JACK HORNER where it actually goes from land into the water. JACK HORNER Because it's for adults, JACK HORNER Mary, a former student of mine, and I just broke bones up, dug things out of them and just destroyed... JACK HORNER That's what I do -- my job is to walk, ... I just walk and walk and walk and I've walked in Romania,... JACK HORNER We gave them a specimen. Unfortunately, it was just one leg, ... Now they want more. JACK HORNER Some years ago the Smithsonian wanted a T-rex for its new dinosaur hall, JACK HORNER It's a good thing not very many people were watching, JACK HORNER The people in Rudyard are very, very friendly, and I think they very much enjoy having us there and ... JACK HORNER A lot of Montanans are teed off that local finds usually end up in New York. JACK HORNER To me, writing and composing are much more like painting, about colors and brushes; I don't use ... JAMES HORNER What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end the... MARTINA HORNER The governor was basically arguing that anything could be denied that could be considered part of an... BLAIR HORNER This year was definitely more open than the bad old days, but the door was only open a crack. In the... BLAIR HORNER In New York's 'anything goes' system of campaign finance, it fits right in. It shouldn't be allowed.... BLAIR HORNER It's not illegal, but it's unfair. BLAIR HORNER (Pataki does) not view it as a way of discussing the issues of the state. It's about his image. He p... BLAIR HORNER I certainly think the timing is more than coincidence, but it really does show how badly the state m... BLAIR HORNER Assuming these two members agree with the governor, they should lock in the far more restrictive int... BLAIR HORNER This is the theatrical side of the budget process. The substance is still done behind closed doors. BLAIR HORNER The door is cracked open, but it's only a crack. BLAIR HORNER I think it gives him huge leverage because lawmakers want to have the programs they want funded actu... BLAIR HORNER The older you get, things like this become special. You value every moment and memory you have. When... BOB HORNER Bombardier continues to strengthen its position as Europe's leading provider of total transportation... BOB HORNER Without the face mask, we are talking a major head injury. If the rule saves no one else, it is tota... BOB HORNER You're not going to find three kids like Jeff, Greg and Adam within one program. BOB HORNER When I talked to him, I really liked his attitude. He's young and really upbeat. BOB HORNER The reason I got out in the first place was to watch Jeff, BOB HORNER The property is ideal for those wishing to live at the center of all the great downtown museums, the... BOB HORNER It also gives me the opportunity to stay in touch with basketball and it won't interfere with my sch... BOB HORNER Nuclear deterrence doesn't work outside of the Russian - U.S. context; Saddam Hussein showed tha... CHARLES HORNER There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear weapons... But those pe... CHARLES HORNER What we will see is it will build to a crescendo and it has the best of everything; a busy finish, w... CHRISTIAN HORNER The size of the challenge ahead is not to be underestimated but it's one that I'm sure he's going to... CHRISTIAN HORNER The pit stops were fast and it was a strong, disciplined performance. The drivers did a superb job a... CHRISTIAN HORNER Getting through screens. If you look at me my freshman and sophomore years, it was tough, but as you... JEFF HORNER I work at it twice a week with my coaches. I have the pads on and try to snap a couple hundred balls... CORY HORNER It's better than what it was. Now we're getting to at least the pretense of openness. Hopefully we'l... BLAIR HORNER My tastes went all over the place, from Strauss to Mahler. I was never a big Wagner or Tchaikovsky f... JAMES HORNER That repertory is particularly interesting and very infrequently (performed). KEITH HORNER What am I going to do? If I end up hurting one and they sue me, they'll end up with all the real pro... DALE HORNER At this point, if the yen rises further, it's going to undermine the Japanese economy, and, as a res... DAVID HORNER This season has been a grueling season. There are a few tired looking people in the paddock. CHRISTIAN HORNER We've had maybe $40,000 to $50,000 worth of cattle stolen here within five miles of this store since... DALE HORNER Alonso's move was certainly very interesting, particularly in terms of its timing. I think the formu... CHRISTIAN HORNER Ferrari is synonymous with success in Formula One, ... This is an enormous boost for the team and un... CHRISTIAN HORNER Then in 2007...the real dividend and impact of Adrian's appointment will start to be seen, CHRISTIAN HORNER Then in 2007...the real dividend and impact of Adrian's appointment will start to be seen. CHRISTIAN HORNER The release of the tapes means greater uncertainty. The markets have a certain uneasiness about this... DAVID HORNER It's interesting to be back in the States. I'll be curious to see who's going good and who's not goi... CHRIS HORNER All the farmers come in here. They tell you and you hear about a calf missing there, a couple head m... DALE HORNER We stayed away from all municipal boundaries. MIKE HORNER It's a massive recruitment for us. CHRISTIAN HORNER If you do it right, the cooling off period is measured in minutes. BLAIR HORNER Paterson may make the difference in the primary if you're concerned about stimulating the New York C... BLAIR HORNER He's going to have to move around the state and it's harder to do that if county government is in an... BLAIR HORNER If there is a disclosure requirement, an official should adhere not to just the letter of the law, b... BLAIR HORNER This sounds like a legacy budget for the governor. He's trying to set a tone that's not confrontatio... BLAIR HORNER It's about image development and that's it. BLAIR HORNER There is just no reason for allowing unfettered giving by lobbyists to lawmakers. BLAIR HORNER It smacks of pay-per-view democracy. The governor should put the public back in the Public Service C... BLAIR HORNER There's a risk of weakness in the Australian dollar in the next couple of days. Any decline in commo... JOHN HORNER The euro dropped significantly against the US dollar and that has dragged the Aussie significantly l... JOHN HORNER There's a risk of weakness in the Australian dollar in the next couple of days, ... Any decline in c... JOHN HORNER The euro dropped significantly against the US dollar and that has dragged the Aussie significantly l... JOHN HORNER Given the strength of the metals markets it looks like the Australian dollar will be in for a good c... JOHN HORNER We will see the strength in equities helping out the yen. JOHN HORNER They're a good football team. They have a lot of experience on offense, and it showed on that last p... JOHN HORNER I thought the guys played hard, and they executed better than I thought they would, ... I thought th... JOHN HORNER We might be due for a pause near-term in the dollar's gains. JOHN HORNER Adrian is comfortable with his decision. I am not familiar with the full detail of what happened las... CHRISTIAN HORNER The changes for next year will be good and it is encouraging for the bigger picture of Formula One. CHRISTIAN HORNER They're going to be hungry. We have to be ready for anything. JEFF HORNER When I do a film score, I am basically nothing more than a fancy pencil for hire. I don't own an... JAMES HORNER That's what makes (Illinois) so good. Dee Brown doesn't have to do it on his own. JEFF HORNER We won't have the same kind of experiences that we had in 2005 in 2006 but there will be no signific... DON HORNER A thousand people came through here tonight and that's no exaggeration. DON HORNER I think very abstractly when I'm writing. Then, as the project moves on, it becomes more like sc... JAMES HORNER I've already played on that field a few times and enjoyed it. My parents, friends and family will be... CORY HORNER As long as employment report on Friday is not too strong, I think the worst is behind us. DAVID HORNER I think people are beginning to see the economy is slowing. DAVID HORNER Finally we got a calm day to recoup. Yesterday, with stock markets down all around the world overnig... DAVID HORNER At the end of the day people realized this crisis isn't over and that the Fed has to ease. DAVID HORNER Argentina is an unfortunate situation for Latin America, but it was pretty well anticipated in the U... DAVID HORNER He's pretty talented. He's got a lot of pop in that leg. DAVID HORNER I was not aware of any 9/11 (connection). DAVID HORNER There is not a lot of upside potential over the next couple of weeks. We already got the rebound in ... DAVID HORNER We are delighted to have extended our agreement with Michelin for the 2006 season, which forms anoth... CHRISTIAN HORNER We were bunched up and hollering and screaming, JIM HORNER I didn’t believe that God told some guy, however many thousands of years ago, “Hey, build a gino... EMILY HORNER We view the contact center as an extension of the hospital or clinical front desk and we want to be ... FRAN HORNER I thought they’d fact-check it, and it’d make them look worse. I mean that’s how this always w... PAUL HORNER Honestly, people are definitely dumber. They just keep passing stuff around. Nobody fact-checks anyt... PAUL HORNER The nuclear weapon is obsolete. I want to get rid of them all. CHARLES HORNER It's my senior year. I'm just going to go out, have fun and play as hard as I can. JEFF HORNER Hopefully, in the (games) that are close, our experience will take over in the end. Hopefully, we'll... JEFF HORNER It sounds like they played with a lot of pride down the stretch. Anything can happen in this league,... JEFF HORNER A lot of people don't realize that when it gets taken away from you, you just love it that much more... JEFF HORNER My dad always told me that once you go easy, that's when you get hurt. I'm going to go full-out, and... JEFF HORNER I'm happy and relieved to say that the injury isn't as serious as we might have feared Tuesday night... JEFF HORNER Both teams played defensive games, ... and when you play a defensive game it's not going to be the p... JEFF HORNER We really wanted to get up in them. JEFF HORNER He was always a good teammate. Hopefully as a team we can move on from it and put some closure to it... JEFF HORNER He knows that he made mistakes and he has to pay for them. I just hope he gets better and gets help. JEFF HORNER I wanted it so bad and it killed me waiting. But it was worth it for them to come up and visit. We a... JOAN HORNER I got a call from my sister-in-law and she says, 'My mom has your class ring. My jaw dropped. I just... JOAN HORNER I remember being at work and looking down at my hand. And my ring was gone. It had just disappeared.... JOAN HORNER The nuclear weapon is obsolete. I want to get rid of them all. GEN CHARLES HORNER Nuclear deterrence doesn't work outside of the Russian-U.S. context; Saddam Hussein showed that. GEN CHARLES HORNER There are some people that will be deterred by the fact that we have nuclear weapons... But those pe... GEN CHARLES HORNER I pray Tom is right about that. GENERAL CHUCK HORNER I wanted to tell the story about air power, but I didn't want to lecture people. Let the story come ... GENERAL CHUCK HORNER Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation - from the writers of the world... JACK HERER I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. JACK WHITEHALL JACK NICHOLSON JACK REED JACK PALANCE Perfectionists are their own devils. JACK KIRBY JACK WELCH JACK CANFIELD JACK WELCH JACK KEROUAC JACK NICKLAUS It was only after the Grimms published two editions primarily for adults that they changed their att... JACK ZIPES Though the Grimms kept about 100 of the tales from the first edition, they changed them a good deal. JACK ZIPES In 1995, I founded a storytelling program for children called Neighborhood Bridges in collaboration ... JACK ZIPES I have a daughter, Hanna, and I never read fairy tales to her. But I did tell her bedtime tales and ... JACK ZIPES 'Once Upon a Time', 'Mirror Mirror' - those shows and films focus on women and their... JACK ZIPES Fairy tales are with us day in and day out, not just in commercials, but references in the theater, ... JACK ZIPES The Grimm collections were never intended for children. Not because kids were excluded, but because ... JACK ZIPES Almost every single commercial on television for shampoo, sports shoes, drinks, food, clothes, perfu... JACK ZIPES What the Greeks and Romans considered myths, we consider fairy tales. We can see how very clearly th... JACK ZIPES Until I was diagnosed with mouth cancer, I'd never heard of it. JACK WILD I guess I'll go to my grave as the Dodger, but at least I've made my mark on show-business h... JACK WILD I'm thought of as a celebrity. Everything I've ever done... has been for children. As long a... JACK WILD I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. ... JACK WILD I'd definitely be up for 'EastEnders.' Just the same as I would if 'Coronation Stree... JACK WILD It's very hard not to let fame affect you because you are continually being told how good you ar... JACK WILD There is no buzz like performing for a live audience. JACK WILD At an age when most youngsters are preparing for their GCSEs, I was suddenly a jet-setter, briefly t... JACK WILD My lifestyle had made me a walking time bomb. JACK WILD I know who Jack Whittaker is. And some days I don't like who I am. JACK WHITTAKER It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off. JACK WHITTAKER If I had to do it all over, I'd be more secluded about it. JACK WHITTAKER I'd do the same things, but I'd be a little more quiet. JACK WHITTAKER I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs. JACK WHITTAKER I'm simply a businessman who has seen his share of failures and successes. JACK WHITTAKER Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist&... JACK WHITEHALL I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. JACK WHITEHALL Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're no... JACK WHITEHALL My dad doesn't hug me enough! JACK WHITEHALL I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I ... JACK WHITEHALL My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't suc... JACK WHITEHALL I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me. JACK WHITEHALL I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm... JACK WHITEHALL I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely. JACK WHITEHALL There's a real sense of camaraderie with sitcoms. JACK WHITEHALL I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up. JACK WHITEHALL Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public scho... JACK WHITEHALL I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha... JACK WHITEHALL Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around. JACK WHITEHALL When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck te... JACK WHITEHALL Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the sa... JACK WHITEHALL I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like ... JACK WHITEHALL If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. JACK WHITEHALL I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is ... JACK WHITEHALL I vote for whoever will annoy my dad. JACK WHITEHALL When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp. JACK WHITEHALL I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in ... JACK WHITEHALL I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on. JACK WHITEHALL I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it. JACK WHITEHALL If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes ... JACK WHITEHALL
You just, like, hate yourself? You hate being yourself?"
When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me a... 
Just remember, life is a box of cookies. You know how they’ve got these cookie assortments, and yo... 
There are no rules when it comes to love. I just try to let love surprise me because you never know ... 
When I grew up, I never saw anyone looking like me on TV, you know? I'm so glad to see a lot mor... 
You know, I was up there racing with those guys at Chicago, and they're just going to have to tolera... 
It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the re... 
People think that they just want movies like Pretty Woman, when really they -- at least the ones t... 
People think that they just want movies like Pretty Woman, when really they - at least the ones that... 
I believe my readers are crazy about their parents and want to be just like them when they grow up. 
When you're young - when I was young - you want your emotions to be like the ones you read about in ... 
I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it. 
There's nothing like privacy. You know, I like people. It's nice that they might like my books and a... 
Here's the thing, say Shug. The thing I believe. God is inside you and inside everybody else. You co... 
I no longer look at my life and times in the motion picture industry as my career. I just look at it... 
But it just makes me tired even thinking about it. It reminds me of that feeling I had before I left... 
I feel like, God expects me to be human. I feel like, God likes me just the way I am: broken and emp... 
If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want th... 
Everything I record, I just try to sound like me and come up with songs that suit what I do and then... 
Some people, they can't just move on, you know, mourn and cry and be done with it. Or at least seem ... 
The trouble with deep belief is that it costs something And there is something inside me, some selfi... 
I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything ab... 
Don’t make me happy. Please, don’t fill me up and let me think that something good can come of a... 
I love planting. I love digging holes, putting plants in, tapping them in. And I love weeding, but I... 
I just write a song, and it just comes out however it wants to. And some of them are catchy songs li... 
Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... 
I'm exceptionally email un-savvy, so to reply to my emails is like a torture. It's like lite... 
It's interesting for me because in my work, a lot of times, I like to scrutinize the clothes and... 
When I get up and work out, I'm working out just as much for my girls as I am for me, because I ... 
I don't like being reminded about how self-absorbed I was. I wanted to be over this, done with this.... 
I know that some girls look up to me for certain things, like dyslexia, and that way I know that the... 
It was inescapable. I'd just about land something substantial, something I like or a good career mov... 
Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it. 
Sometimes it seems all I have are questions, that I will ask the same ones all my life. I'm not sure... 
Sometimes it seems all I have are questions, that I will ask the same ones all my life. I'm not sure... 
Stop. I don't do you favors, Alec. I do things for you because - well, why do you think I do them?"<... 
What I want is to open up. I want to know what's inside me. I want everybody to open up. I'm like an... 
I have dogs, and it's no secret that I find reptiles interesting, but the thing about reptiles i... 
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - wh... 
I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ... 
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. 
The financial crisis is a stark reminder that transparency and disclosure are essential in today'... 
The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed. 
Control your own destiny or someone else will. 
I believe that people make their own luck by great preparation and good strategy. 
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay ma... 
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll snea... 