I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.

A well-executed joke is the thrill of chains, which rattled beneath your seat when the roller coaster jolted you up to the sky and then dropped you in a gut-wrenched swirl of sideways and up and down motions before it vanished and left you with a throbbed pulse and a grin of approval from the overall experience that no matter how many times revisited, could never amount to being as amazing as the first time.