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LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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LIKE I Married to the Mob.
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LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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CATHY KEEFE The use of methamphetamines has become pervasive in our country, and especially in rural areas.
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DRAKE JOHNSTONE These are large, rural areas, so how many trauma centers can you have in Idaho, realistically? But o...
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WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
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GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
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GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
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WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
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