I like popsicles.

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."

Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
Mikey- No way! It's Meesi.
Gerard- F*ck Off! It's Meese.

It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.

We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a f**k battery and I have a plane ride!

Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me.