I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

We write or we are written upon. The whole of our lives is the clumsy attempt to wield the pen with grace.

Pen-bereavement is a serious matter.

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I prefer the pen. There is something elemental about the glide and flow of nib and ink on paper.