I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer no function beer well without.