I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve! - Bilbo Baggins

Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

The mines are no place for a pony, even one so brave as Bill. Bye-bye Bill.

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!

I'm naked in the dark...there's nothing...nothing...

My Precious - Gollum and the One Ring