I like contemporary American literature and I like biographies and I like jazz and I like baseball and I like writers who write about the human condition and sci-fi is just something that I happened into.


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I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
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On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
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I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
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I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
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I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
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I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
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I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
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You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
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throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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I have kept a diary,
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I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
I like writing about what to me are like questions that I have about myself and the human condition....
KIRSTEN VANGSNESS
I like sci-fi.
BILL NIGHY
I like sci-fi that is not entirely impossible.
BLAIR BROWN
I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they'...
LISA SCOTTOLINE
I feel like a spoilt rapper. I get to pick and choose everything.
EMINEM
I do like sci-fi, and I do like horror - those are my favorite genres. Good horror, though, not like...
MARK PELLEGRINO
I like my peace and quiet whenever I can grab it.
WOLE SOYINKA
I always felt that sci-fi and fantasy were my thing. Bit of a geek, I'm afraid. But I like creat...
SAMANTHA SHANNON
I wanted to write a sci-fi story that would appeal to young women. Loads of girls like sci-fi, but i...
SAMANTHA SHANNON
I will write another book if I feel like it.
JAMES HERRIOT
I just write songs whenever I feel like it, whenever they come to me.
CASS MCCOMBS
I am begining to look more and more like my miserable imitators.
RUDOLPH VALENTINO
I don't like baseball movies. I like movies about moral courage and people who are indomitable a...
HARRISON FORD
I feel like, when I'm 100% healthy, I can do anything.
KATARINA JOHNSON-THOMPSON
I feel like I can be a frontman; I feel like I have good songs.
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR.
Oh, I am very old fashioned about my literature taste. I like Henry James. I like George Elliot. I l...
SONYA WALGER
I feel like I've lived quite a sheltered life, like my mom and dad were quite protective of me.
LEONA LEWIS
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STACEY D'ERASMO
I feel like every person who's in a long-term relationship, or who is committed to their person,...
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MAC DEMARCO
I feel like there's no such thing as gender.
YOUNG THUG
I feel like we all have our skeletons.
TARAJI P. HENSON
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
BILL MAULDIN
I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.
JONATHAN DAVIS
I feel like, in some ways, I'm just a journalist.
NANCI GRIFFITH
I said that I like to write on trains and that I wished Amtrak had residencies for writers.
ALEXANDER CHEE
Between earth and heaven, this woman must be the most evil and the most hated person ever, yet betwe...
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I'm consistently telling stories about the value of the human condition and connectedness and th...
J. H. WYMAN
What I like about vampires is what I like about everything I want to write about, the depths and hei...
TANITH LEE
A lot of the ups and downs for me, especially the downs, I feel like it came in a lot of indirect wa...
T. J. PERKINS
I was reading a lot of books I admired, and thought that I would like to write something like that s...
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A lot of the time when I write about the person that I love, I feel like I'm writing about New Y...
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I think Americans like the practical; they like the human. And I like both those things myself, and ...
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[FAVORITE BOOK/AUTHOR:] Pride and Prejudice ... I like that period of literature and I like the snap...
JANE AUSTIN
I just happen to like the work. I like preparing for a role. I like reading. I like analyzing. I lik...
ELLE MACPHERSON
I feel like, God expects me to be human. I feel like, God likes me just the way I am: broken and emp...
C. JOYBELL C.
Sometimes I feel like a has-been who never was.
SANDRA DEE
I feel like everyone just gets constricted by their parents or, just, life.
TRAVIS SCOTT
I am always talking about the human condition and about American society in particular: what it is l...
MAYA ANGELOU
I feel like a feminist is gender equality.
ILANA GLAZER
I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.
OLIVIA WILDE
I don't set the alarm to get up. I get up when I feel like it.
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH
I feel like there's so much darkness in all of my books.
RACHEL COHN
I feel like I want to and have to do everything once.
RACHEL BROSNAHAN
I feel like I'm exactly where I should be.
KATE MARA
I'm getting all domesticated. I feel like Susie the homemaker.
GIN WIGMORE
I feel like it's my job to carry the torch.
JOAN JETT
I feel like fame is wasted on me.
BEN AFFLECK
I feel like Elvis. Only alive.
DAVID HASSELHOFF
Being talked about like a package - I feel like that all the time.
IGGY AZALEA
I feel like what I owe my audience is what I'm most passionate about.
BRUCE HORNSBY
I feel like I am in turbo mode as a student of entertainment.
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EVE BUNTING
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TATIANA MASLANY
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BRANDON BOYD
I feel like I'm a confident dude, so I feel like I can get away with wearing something bold.
CHANDLER PARSONS
My guilty pleasure is I like to watch a lot of HGTV. I really like watching design shows about house...
TAYLOR SCHILLING
I feel like I'll always be a brunette, that's just who I am, but I love that I can switch it...
KATHARINE MCPHEE
I write novellas because I don't like loose sprawling prose.
JIM HARRISON
I can swear like a fishwife.
FRANCES BAY
I think what I would really most like to write about is palm trees and bougainvillea and hummingbird...
ROBIN COSTE LEWIS
I feel like clout is something that builds up on your teeth.
ANDREW MASON
When you get on stage you turn into another person man, I mean I swear I turn into Tyler Durden (fro...
FRED DURST
I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child.
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Sometimes, I feel like one who is on the sidelines, who has missed life itself.
NELSON MANDELA
I like America, and I think probably the American people like me.
FERNANDO ALONSO
I do feel like I'm in this lucky position where I can write something and people will read it, a...
DAVID LISS
I write and rewrite and rewrite and write and like to turn in what I think is finished work.
GAY TALESE
Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.
BIG SEAN
I feel like the writers that I'm drawn to, the writers that I really cling to, are the writers w...
SAM SHEPARD
Tupac was a person who was all about love. I feel like that's me, too; that's who I've a...
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I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, ...
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I feel like a member of any group comprised of outsiders.
BAZ LUHRMANN
I feel like my place in this industry is still progressing.
ED HARRIS
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio.
BONO
I feel like a voodoo doll. It's grim. It's gross.
EMMA WATSON
I feel like people are so closed-minded at times.
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I feel like I'm like a healer in a pop singer's life.
MARY LAMBERT
You know, I hate to sound self-involved, but I feel like I haven't peaked yet.
Q-TIP
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
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I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
DANE COOK
I feel like I have adopted the Philippines as my second country.
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The build-up of personal and collective debt in America and Europe should have sent warning signals ...
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That test should not be about ratings. What should weigh is the knowledge that a public broadcaster ...
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I have a cameo in every movie. In '50/50,' I'm in the back of the bus.
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We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another.
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We are limited, not by our abilities, but by our vision.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a sco...
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He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
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Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, nor do Two Rights Make a Left.

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Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ...
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Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
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Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
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A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
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It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT
But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT
And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
JONATHAN LARSON
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT
There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never ...
JONATHAN RABAN
What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ
Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT
How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT
The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT
They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT
What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A prince, the moment he is crown'd, Inherits every virtue sound, As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT