I leave my fats for dessert.

I was the only kid in school who ate kippers on toast for breakfast.

People remember the first thing and the last thing they ate. Everything in between has to be great but those have to be spectacular ...

Make sense to me eating the dessert first. Life is short, you never know if you will get to the dessert.

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.