I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.