I know when I am on stage and I'm kind of on the right track - hopefully most of the time. But a lot of time I'm not.

I am a firm believer that if you can explain it to a kid, you're on the right track.

I think America is on the right track.

You can be on the right track, but you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

I've always said, 'I am a selector, I am not defector' - the first few phrases in English I learned. I said I hate 'defector'; something defective about the people. It's a bad word.