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I know this market can bear it and I know smaller markets have done that.


Jeff Cogen

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JAMES WIDOE That's what we have to do and I know that it can be done. We can fix this.
KATE LINDER Jeff: At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I hav...
ERIC BOGOSIAN Ordinarily, we would have a technical bounce at this level. But then the question is, have you seen ...
HUGH JOHNSON I know I can be very standoffish.
DAVE PELZER When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
ISAIAH MUSTAFA Jeff: I'm saying I don't need a limousine to know who I am, alright?

Tim: Right on. You k...
ERIC BOGOSIAN Jeff: I don't need a limousine to know who I am. At least I know I don't know.
ERIC BOGOSIAN We know what is in the market place, but we don't know what is in the forest. The markets in Asia ar...
ELIZABETH KEMF I kind of figured he would have a big night. If you know Jeff...
ADAM HALUSKA I was happy when I heard that Jeff was coming because that meant I would know somebody here.
NED HAVERN I don't have to know what good you have done, and I don't want to know what bad you have done.
WOHI PURANA I don't know how he's blaming me. Jeff came up. He's got to know that someone else is there, too.
DALE JARRETT I got to know Jeff after he was under our mentorship,
FRANK FORD I know what I did and how I accomplished it. I am proud of it and know that it was done with integri...
BRADY ANDERSON If they have to sit and hand write it and look at the file, maybe it'll sink in that maybe I shouldn...
JUDY EYER I have thought about the next steps, and you know, they still don't know that I can dance. They ...
NAIMA ADEDAPO I'm proud of what I've done here. I think I've done as much as I can here, and I know that I've give...
ERIN GRANT I didn't know how to be a writer. But I thought, 'I can do this.'
KAREN ROBARDS I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER I don't know what can be done,
DOUG BROWN I don't know where the responsibility lies, but I know I've done everything I can do.
CASSANDRA GASH I definitely learned a lesson this time. I know that I can be broken. I am not as tough as I thought...
HENRY ROLLINS This is market segmentation gone wild. You can get an affinity card with almost everything. I don't ...
RAY MCALISTER This is the strangest life I have ever known.
JIM MORRISON The best free market laboratory I know of is DFW, where we slug it out with a long list of carriers,...
GERARD ARPEY I didn't do what they said I did ... I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my i...
DICK MORRIS I know what needs to be done and I know what to expect of these guys. I know we can be successful if...
GREG HELLHAKE You know I won’t take a chance with your lives…” Ethan replied. “You’re the future of the ...
C.G. FAULKNER I think they have sent a message that I'm surprised that they wanted to send to the market. I think ...
ALAN LEVENSON We're in a long-term sideways type of market, a consolidation market, typified by alternating cyclic...
JOHN BOLLINGER I know for a fact that most of our smaller wineries would have to close up under provisions of that ...
RICK COATES With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains. I know. I've done it.
DWAYNE JOHNSON You know how there are some stars out there who know how to market themselves? I don't have that.
MARK HAMILL This is the nightmare scenario for Harper. I don't know how much they can get done.
PETER MCCORMICK I don't know what else they can do, searching bags, using dogs -- I don't know what else can be done...
MIKE AGUILAR I do not mean to exclude altogether the idea of patriotism. I know it exists, and I know it has done...
GEORGE WASHINGTON I don't believe he'll start right now, but we have cleared the air extremely well. I like the way he...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs,
CRAIG CAMERON Airlines have done this well for a long time. If I only want to know gate information, I can go in a...
ELIZABETH HERRELL I don't know at this point what else we can do, and I can't imagine us funneling tax dollars into th...
DICK HILL I know everything was done right. I don't think there is anything that could have been done differen...
ANNA BERNAL How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you ...
JAMES PATTERSON I know can play at this level. I've done it enough on the Nationwide Tour and I know there's not a l...
JEFF GOVE But people who really know me, know that I am not a bad boy at heart... I am a big teddy bear.
A. J. MCLEAN I think I can do it -- I know I can do it. I just have to go out there and play within myself, just ...
ANTOWAIN SMITH I know talent when I see it. I know frauds when I see 'em. I know players that can play and can&...
KEYSHAWN JOHNSON I know [patriotism] exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and last...
GEORGE WASHINGTON I?m excited. I can?t wait to play the basketball game. We know at this time of year, it?s one and do...
GARFIELD YUILLE It was amazing. I can't believe that something like this can be done. You hear about it and I know h...
DAWN HINES [Although the limited engagement ends Sept. 28, there are hopes for The Big Time beyond the NYMF run...
BEAU GRAVITTE It was very important to show (the coaches) that I know the defense and they can depend on me to get...
DENNIS ELLIS Once I leave this earth, I know I've done something that will continue to help others.
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE I want you to know that once I get over this problem, I know it will never be the same. She can know...
DANIEL JONES Answer, yeah I know it... We were for little period of time texting nothing else... no friendship is...
DEYTH BANGER I don't know if they can get enough done here
CASS JOHNSON I can lick my elbow. I know that's supposed to be impossible, but I can do it!
KATE VOEGELE I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
KATE SMITH I don't know if I can prepare for what's to come because I don't know what will.
DAISY RIDLEY I'm a four-down guy. I can rush the passer and stop the run. I know I can be a difference-maker.
GAINES ADAMS I don't even know if I can call myself a director.
CHARLES S. DUTTON I'm really done. I don't know if I can handle it anymore. In college, everybody gets better, and you...
BRAD SIMMONS We don't know what can and cannot be done with this technology,
BILL SCANNELL I don't know if I would have done that if I were just renovating the building.
BEEZER MOLTEN It's a good thing that the next coach is selected but I know I'm just focused on this season with Je...
DREW MITCHELL Look, I have no interest in this, ... I don't know Donovan. What he does doesn't affect me, but as a...
CHRIS LEITCH Secular cycles are the long periods - as long as decades - that come to define each market era. Thes...
BARRY RITHOLTZ This is where I belong, burning in these flames. For everything I have done wrong, I know I am to bl...
ATARAH L. POLING Once I leave this earth, I know I've done something that will continue to help others.
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE Can you reconcile the Scott Peterson you know with the person who could have done this?
PAT HARRIS We all have the ability to heal ourselves; I know, I have done so...
In the morning, know that ...
LISA BELLINI I have siblings. And there are certain things I know that I can push their buttons. And they know th...
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES I can function and I couldn't have ever done that before this treatment,
STEPHEN KING I agree to the conditions, Angel; because you know best what my punishment ought to be; only - only ...
THOMAS HARDY I don't know why I survived Iraq and I don't know why I made it home, but I do know that thi...
TAMMY DUCKWORTH I just found that out, I didn't know he said that. But that's good when the coach says something lik...
BEN ROETHLISBERGER Now I know I am done. Now I know She is done.

~ Aarush Kashyap
KIRTIDA GAUTAM I think it's a good scouting thing to know that he had that kind of makeup. It's tough to get throug...
JEFF CIRILLO There was no smoking gun. I really don't know anything that they could have done out of their normal...
KNOX WILLIAMS New York can be an intimidating place if you let it. I don't know if I could have done this four yea...
BILLY WAGNER I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done. Somewhere between my ambition and my...
JEB STUART MAGRUDER High school basketball in the smaller schools, you know you?re going to have your down years. I can ...
MIKE ROMPS I know if he can do it I can do it. In this game, you never know when you're going to strike oil.
KYLE THOMPSON I mean, I've done different things at different times that I shouldn't have done, once or tw...
GEORGE MICHAEL Jeff Lynne is an arranger, and I think it's probably much easier for him to go ahead and play a ...
BENMONT TENCH I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO I don't know what I would've done if this (Hope Lodge) wasn't here.
LOUISE CUMMINGS You know what? I like Michelle very much. Whatever happens, I think it's wonderful. I just want Emil...
BONNI RETZKIN We can be sure that whoever wins will have a smaller majority than the previous government. For the ...
MASSIMO BORDIGNON I've been working hard all winter, preparing myself mentally and physically for this spot. It's my t...
JEFF GOVE This is the first wave of layoffs. The second wave -- I don't know when that would be -- may be a mu...
ELINA KAZAN I know I am right for Scarlett. I can convince Mr. Selznick.
VIVIEN LEIGH I don't know that I necessarily feel more comfortable in the context of smaller films, but I tend to...
ELIJAH WOOD We know it can be done because it's been done before,
GARY BAKER I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and no...
ANONYMOUS As to the first, I do not know that I have done very much myself to promote fraternity between natio...
LESTER B. PEARSON Retailers know this stuff works and that consumers like it when it's done properly.
PHIL LEMPERT While expanding market access for American industry, financial markets and farmers is critical, I be...
MARK UDALL If I really treated business like a businessman, I wouldn't have done what I have done - opposin...
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JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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