I know... that's why you're down here and not enjoying some picnic in a golden meadow amongst the harps and puffy clouds."
--Lucifer from Angela's Coven

The loneliest place to spend eternity is your own life after you can't change it anymore."
--Lucifer from Kevin

Dear, Mr. Ajax…don’t ye know…the fires of Hell are stoked by righteous lawyers! Tis a fact it is. All that hot air… How’d ya think they get that Brimstone so hot?”
--Old Tom Goodling from Angela's Coven

You've weaponized mums... and you've made so MANY of them!"
--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven.

Let me get this straight: You want to poison me nearly to death, put me out to the side of the road and then set me on fire, right?"
"...It sounded a lot better when we were out in the mushroom patch."
"Those must have been SOME mushrooms!"
--Reggie Sinclair and The Witches in Training from Angela's Coven.

No, they’re just black vinyl. Probably somebody else’s record that didn’t sell for shit and they got stuck with a bunch of leftovers. They hit it with some spray paint and stick a commemorative label on it and you’ve got your ‘Official Gold Record.’ Kind of ironic though, isn’t it…marking your success with someone else’s failure.”
--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven