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Related Even now, most people call me Joy or Joe Lee or Joey. It's all fine with me. The only time I cor... JOIE LEE Even for women who don't think of themselves as 'jewelry people,' there's probably something in this... BONNI DAVIS One of the nicest privileges as an actor is to know that you can move people in one moment, make the... GERARD BUTLER Probably some of the songs I never even really listened to the lyrics. Half of them I'd hear off... ALAN JACKSON The Herondales are a rather infamous line, as you probably know. Many of them heroes, some of them t... CASSANDRA CLARE If you do not even know one as yourself, then you do not even know them as other. AARON SANTOS Initially I probably didn't even call it acting, but dressing up or something. As a kid I think ... HUGO WEAVING I don't even know if you can call them upsets. When I watched those games you think maybe it was jus... BRIAN ORR If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived. RICHARD M. NIXON I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or some... MEG CABOT Even as I think of myself as a 'rememberer,' I also know my memory is probably doing all thi... NATASHA TRETHEWEY Many people decorate their homes with designer graffiti, even though most of them would probably hav... BRAD HOLLAND I do think that I'm a big believer in having an idea or having ideas and just tucking them away ... RIAN JOHNSON What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even... JASON MEDINA You have to give them unconditional love. They need to know that even if they screw up, you love the... ALFIE KOHN If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be... LEWIS CARROLL People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don'... KIM HARRISON You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at th... NICK OFFERMAN To admire nothing, (as most are wont to do;)
Is the only method that I know,
To make men happy... THOMAS CREECH For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your... KAHLIL GIBRAN If you can't afford to buy something, don't put it on the credit card. Put them in a drawer. And pay... BARRY ARMSTRONG Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unles... NICK HORNBY I like serving family-style or setting up a buffet. Everyone just goes to town, scoops their own foo... CHRISSY TEIGEN If you are prepared to make a fool of yourself for them then you usually get that back. I think that... ADRIAN LYNE You learn that even actors you see on television, you end up in the same audition room as them. You ... JOEL RIET Lepers were a common sight all over India and in every part of Calcutta, but extending help beyond d... BHARATI MUKHERJEE My nephews have a bigger operation, so the increases are probably affecting them even more. CARL MILLER I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good thin... NEIL PATRICK HARRIS A lot of those guys that go to Wake Forest, they don't get recruited as widely or as nationally as (... AJ NICHOLSON Be thankful to the people who have told you you could not do it, as they've probably fired you up ev... FREDERIQUE MURPHY I refer to them as mobile warehouses. GAYLE DEVIN When you learn that a person did something you appreciate, take time to call or send them a card or ... LORRIN L. LEE ...you'll find that being a friend is to like a person for who they are, even the parts you don't un... TERRY GOODKIND When I take risks now, I do so only when I have to and with every precaution. I used to prospect for... RICHARD ENGEL Cracks especially. You have to be careful of the cracks.. Sometimes they are disguised as something ... ISOBELLE CARMODY To you who are parents, I say, show love to your children. You know you love them, but make certain ... THOMAS S. MONSON They were normal everyday people. I was humbled by their strength, even though probably none of them... HANNAH TURNER Even adults refer to prehistoric mammals as dinosaurs. GEORGE PHILLIPS Please believe me when I tell you that I picked up each soul that day as if it were newly born. I ev... MARKUS ZUSAK It used to bother me - having bigger, fuller brows. I even plucked them once so I'd fit in, but ... LILY COLLINS In all honesty I hope they're in because if they're not we're probably not. They've beaten us two ou... RANDY LAMBERT If you sit on an airplane and you tell the English person sitting next to you that you have a bomb i... ANGELA KISS I became a real free market fanatic. I'm probably less so now than even two or three years ago. ESTHER DYSON I never thought of it as God. I didn't know what to call it. I don't believe in devils, but ... GENE WILDER All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that l... JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN You just have to accept the fact that you're probably not going to hit as high as you know you can, PHIL GARNER They probably didn't know what hit them because the house is just gone. There's not even a foundatio... GEORGE BUTLER They probably didn't know what hit them because the house is just gone. There's not even a foundatio... GEORGE BUTLER I know black kids who don't even know any other black kids except their cousins. And that's ... DARRYL PINCKNEY On Love" For even as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you. Even as he is... KAHIIL GIBRAN What has become clear is that lies are just a temporary solution to a permanent problem. Lying to sp... VERONICA ROTH Falsehood is so easy, truth so difficult....Examine your words well, and you will find that even whe... GEORGE ELIOT As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them. KAJOL My great grandfather had been the neighbourhood 'horse whisperer,' so I've probably love... LEE PEARSON To have GOALS is like having FAITH, you know they exist, you know they are essential and you know th... MINA TADROS Am I as experienced, or mature, or smart as others CEOs? No probably not, but there's something,... ANDREW MASON Laistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?" "Canadians. RICK RIORDAN If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them an... BILL COSBY You will be practicing with them twice a day, and they are just as good as you are. They will be jus... JUSTIN BRAY These huts were probably sold off as surplus and probably purchased by a single builder or developer... CHRIS CHIEI We've watched them a couple times and regardless of whether they're the same team or not, we're prob... CHRIS RIDER Even the worst Bond movies, there's something to love about them. DANIEL CRAIG I'm more interested in photographing people who have done something, like writers or directors -... FRANCESCO CARROZZINI The key is in accepting your thoughts, all of them, even the bad ones. Accept thoughts, but don’t ... MATT HAIG Mr Lockwood, you've impressed a lot of people over the years. Personally, I expected you to be ghost... JONATHAN STROUD We've never beaten Valley in the tournament, We've always lost to them even when I was playing. We'v... PAUL LANCASTER As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such ... PAMELA ANDERSON The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono... CHRISTOPHER MOORE If you're going to have a bad attitude, you may as well not even tee it up that week because you... JASON DAY Clearly as you move to being a public company, probably even more than growth, there is a huge value... MARK PINCUS It's so cute. It's cool to see that people love each other, even if you don't know them. LAUREN HALL I probably didn't even have to say that, MIKE HOLMGREN Any parents are as ordinary human beings as others, making them angels or even more is up to their n... SANDEEP SAHAJPAL Even if I hadn't been cast as Doctor Who, my acting would probably have been influenced by Willi... PETER CAPALDI As far as how much you listen to the audience, you listen to them when they really hate something. ADAM MCKAY Neither one of them could turn off their feelings, even with so much time and distance between them.... DONNA LYNN HOPE I feel that everyone has something different that moves them or that appeals to them. Maybe somethin... EDY GANEM I had no idea that social networking would be as prominent as it is today. And it's important to... JOHN MORGRIDGE There wasn't as much AAU ball as now, so you didn't see them as early as they do now. We started rec... BRUCE MASON If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clint... BOB DOLE Television is more of a business. You can't take as many risks, because there's so many chan... DANA DELANY You probably don't want to hear that, right ladies? In Mexico, men don't want to be challenged. JOE GONZALES I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all togeth... CHARLES M. SCHWAB I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all togeth... CHARLES SCHWAB Once you have listened to the gossip for some time, you will soon feel as if you know everyone, even... MONICA FAIRVIEW I want to live my life carrying my memories with me. Even if those memories are painful, even if tho... MOMIJI SOHMA (FRUITS BASKET) You stayed around your children as long as you could, inhaling the ambient gold shavings of their ch... MEG WOLITZER We think we've probably got as good of a shot as anybody against them, so I guess we'll take it. BRAD MILLER What did it feel like, I wondered, to love someone that much? So much that you couldn't even control... SARAH DESSEN Love tickles parts of you that, prior to its influence, you didn't even know could feel. RICHELLE E. GOODRICH I kind of agreed with that as long as it's not something like Demi Moore being naked in a stripper m... VICTORIA JACKSON Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expect... PETER F. DRUCKER I am as hungry now as I was when I began in the sport, ... If anything, I am probably a bit hungrier... ALLEN JOHNSON I am as hungry now as I was when I began in the sport. If anything, I am probably a bit hungrier. It... ALLEN JOHNSON Teens will always have excuses as to why [breaking a rule] wasn't their fault. Some are so skilled t... ANTHONY WOLF It sure went fast. It probably won't even take them two days maximum to tear it down. DAVE OSBORN You know how it is. You feel a little different because other people have two parents, even if they�... NICHOLAS SPARKS There is little you can do about the wild birds, especially the migratory ones, it's very difficult ... ALBERT OSTERHAUS You get a bunch of ideas. Like dropping it, putting in a sound system and performance parts. You eve... BRANDON WILSON But I did love you then, only I didn't realize it because it was so strong, and I still do love you,... EMPIRE RECORDS
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MANDY MOORE Tackling malaria in a country like the Central African Republic is a huge uphill battle, and my expe... MANDY MOORE Pneumonia is a disease that often flies under the radar of not just the public but even the global h... MANDY MOORE In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school a... MANDY MOORE I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The fi... MANDY MOORE Hope is the most exciting thing there is in life. MANDY MOORE People who grew up watching Disney films like myself, there are films that are certain benchmarks in... MANDY MOORE The unknown used to be really scary, just that fear of, 'What's next? What if I'm not pr... MANDY MOORE Developing a relationship with someone you admire, who can encourage you to reach your full potentia... MANDY MOORE There's a classic element that all good Disney movies have. It really comes down to the storytel... MANDY MOORE I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am. MANDY MOORE No one really gets rich doing this. A couple people do, Black Sabbath does. We don't sell any re... THURSTON MOORE The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to wor... MICHAEL MOORE There are two worlds we live in: a material world, bound by the laws of physics, and the world insid... ALAN MOORE Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads. MARIANNE MOORE I went to Cal Arts. I went to art school. RICH MOORE I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it'... MICHAEL MOORE Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic ... MICHAEL MOORE Not only am I a spender, I have had a couple of business people in the past who have been spending m... ROGER MOORE War is a perversion of sex. ALAN MOORE If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation. When y... ALAN MOORE Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would pr... ALAN MOORE Language comes first. It's not that language grows out of consciousness, if you haven't got language... ALAN MOORE To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - un... ALAN MOORE To some degree Satanism is purely a kind of disease of Christianity. You've got to really be Christi... ALAN MOORE In a sense, the story, or poem or verse or whatever it is you're writing, you can kind of think of i... ALAN MOORE Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect. ALAN MOORE Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe dir... ALAN MOORE Sherlock Holmes is a massive figure in people's minds. More massive than a lot of real historical ch... ALAN MOORE I never liked guns, I hate them, I always blink before they go off. ROGER MOORE Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to wh... SHEMAR MOORE