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I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I love 'Archie' comics.
MARK WAID Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH I'm obsessed by the idea of making my mark on history. And Arsenal is my paradise.
THIERRY HENRY About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN I guess I'll go to my grave as the Dodger, but at least I've made my mark on show-business h...
JACK WILD It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ...
RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god.
TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name.
LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft...
GORDON KORMAN If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.
PETER FALK Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA Jimi Hendrix, he was a rock star. But he played guitar; I don't. I've just found ways to use...
FUTURE Back in the day, I used to read 'Archie,' but I haven't been a comic book aficionado.
DANAI GURIRA The idea of lasting consequences isn't your usual 'Archie' trope.
MARK WAID I enjoyed in every way my 12 years of playing Archie, and I wasn't personally sad about finishin...
CARROLL O'CONNOR I enjoyed in every way my 12 years of playing Archie, and I wasn't personally sad about finishin...
CARROLL O'CONNOR I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a come...
TRACY MORGAN Growing up in New Orleans as Archie Manning's son, I felt like a target, and I've always kno...
PEYTON MANNING You know that's history, that's why some people say that my stuff is retro, but I don't ...
MARC NEWSON I love to get to that place where I don't know what kind of music I'm doing; I don't kno...
ARIEL PINK My favorite TV couple is Edith and Archie Bunker. Because they were such individuals that I can'...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE I rolled up my sleeves and said, 'I want to make a mark on this world.'
BEBE REXHA Whenever I start a novel, I'm always looking for two things: a bit of science that makes me go &...
JAMES ROLLINS I fell from the sky. I'm a parachutist, and I missed my mark.
URSULA ANDRESS My situation is different from Mark's. I'm not looking for home runs, I'm looking for th...
SAMMY SOSA I can speak French, understand Gaelic and know my history. That's the training music has given m...
EDDI READER What sets 'Archie' apart from the many, many times I've reworked and rebooted long-stand...
MARK WAID I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
EDIE CAMPBELL I got my first whiff of what big-time adult literature was all about when I was in 8th grade. I got ...
LEV GROSSMAN Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN There's a reason Archie didn't go the way of Betty Boop or Davy Crockett or Woody Woodpecker...
MARK WAID You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I'm my own biggest marketing tool. I know the history of the business and I might as well capita...
RAEKWON I left my mark on 'Dark Shadows.' One day I was doing my lines perfectly from Act 3. Everyon...
KATE JACKSON I'm somewhat horrified because I don't think the young people today even know what history i...
JOAN SUTHERLAND I read the 'Deadpool' series back in the '90s. I'm not, like, a huge comic book read...
RYAN REYNOLDS You know you've made your mark when you're on the cover of a videogame.
GAINES ADAMS I auditioned on my own. I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom...
KATE HUDSON I don't know much about my family history except that my father had straight black hair and his ...
TREVOR MCDONALD When you say 'comic book' in America, people think of Mickey Mouse, and Archie. It has a con...
MARK HAMILL Maybe they continued to agree with Archie Bunker - as I said earlier, you can't change people...
NORMAN LEAR I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato...
ISAIAH WASHINGTON This acting is going to leave my stain. Not just my mark, because you can wipe a mark off. But a sta...
RJ CYLER I think when somebody's painting they don't necessarily... I'm not illustrating what I k...
JULIAN SCHNABEL Perhaps it is because I'm a writer trained in history that I've always assumed I would make ...
ALICE DREGER The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
LESLIE NIELSEN I don't need to do a reality show to make my mark in this world.
NIECY NASH I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and p...
KID ROCK Mark Rylance is one of my heroes. I saw 'Jerusalem' four or five times, twice in New York, t...
CHARLIE COX For me, Los Angeles, New York, where I don't know my neighbors, where people don't necessari...
SELA WARD I don't know if it's changing already with 'Joanne,' but my intention is to bring pe...
LADY GAGA History will dictate what my legacy is. And 'maverick' is fine, because I am.
AL DAVIS La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v...
PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' I think if you're going to master policy, especially world affairs, you've got to know histo...
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER A BLACK MARK ON U.S. HISTORY
SIMON WIESENTHAL If you gonna challenge my ways, know my history. Don't put nobody in my face that don't know...
RAEKWON People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. ...
TRACY MORGAN My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I'm the son of my history.
JOSE MUJICA My name, Solange, means 'Angel of the sun,' and I'm completely enamored of my African hi...
SOLANGE KNOWLES Writing 'Native Guard,' I didn't know I was working on a single book. I began writing th...
NATASHA TRETHEWEY You know, me winning two gold medals, going for a third one, that's nice. But being there with M...
DIANA LOPEZ My two biggest influences are Archie comics and Dennis the Menace.
GILBERT HERNANDEZ Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it.
CHANDRA WILSON It's not painful to relive it. I'm comfortable with my position in American history.
RODNEY KING I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'
DEAN DEVLIN I know how to hit a mark without looking. I instinctively know where my eye line should be. That'...
DAKOTA FANNING After school, my mom would pick me up and I would just go to visit my dad in the recording studio, a...
ASHLEY BELL My mom was a history teacher, so I couldn't really avoid history when I was growing up. But we...
OWAIN YEOMAN I believe this generation should know their history and they should know that the struggle's not...
MARY J. BLIGE I discovered 'The Shield' back around 2010, when the Archie superheroes were licensed to DC ...
ADAM CHRISTOPHER Mark Wahlberg, when I was in high school, people were like, 'You look like Marky Mark!' Then...
IKE BARINHOLTZ 'As Long As I Know I'm Getting Paid' is a satire. Lyrically, I want to be direct. With m...
PATRICK STUMP I am like a drop of water on a rock. After drip, drip, dripping in the same place, I begin to leave ...
RIGOBERTA MENCHU Absolutely, I don't believe in rules. As I tell my daughter when she is mischievous, 'Well-b...
NIA VARDALOS 'SNL' is part of my history. I got on the show as a kid. That's the show I got known fro...
EDDIE MURPHY On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mar...
TOM LEHRER I don't compete with other discus throwers. I compete with my own history.
AL OERTER My name is not only Archie Griffin, it's two-time Heisman trophy winner Archie Griffin. Once you win...
ARCHIE GRIFFIN I was willing to accept a bad reputation if I deserved it, but it was going to be based on my action...
CASEY WASSERMAN It's simple to get a concussion, you know. I don't know how many I've had over my career...
CALVIN JOHNSON I think if we don't understand history, if we don't keep referring back to it, we become com...
RUTH NEGGA The museum was interested in me for a long time because I use Archie comics in my art.
DANIEL O'CONNOR What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed ev...
SAM KINISON I turn my negatives into my positives because one of my mottos is, 'Yesterday's history, tom...
VANILLA ICE I make a timeless music. I think I've made my mark as a lyricist and as an innovator and as a ta...
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