I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson they all want to make fun of, but I know the...
CHRIS MATTHEWS I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau...
GREG BEHRENDT Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love t...
SIMONE ELKELES I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 millio...
D.L. HUGHLEY Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a...
DANIEL GRAVES I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 mi...
D. L. HUGHLEY We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people ...
EMMA BUNTON I love making people laugh. I'm not scared to do much of anything. It's definitely physical comedy w...
JAKE SLAUGHTER I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
GENE WILDER I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak ...
GEORGE CUKOR I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.
DAV PILKEY It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ...
JOAN ALLEN Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu...
AMIR RIVEROLL It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think...
PAUL GIAMATTI I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
LUCY PUNCH I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I ...
ALAN ZWEIBEL I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I was in a really crummy pop-punk band. I think we did a whole bunch of Blink-182 covers, and we wer...
NATE RUESS I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't ...
GENE WILDER If you're at school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and one day y...
DAVID NICHOLLS I think that's the kind of thing you have to chip away at. I think, eventually, people will go, 'Oh,...
JAMES DENTON I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I...
AMY SCHUMER I know my body, ... If I was gonna miss a start, it would have been yesterday.
BARRY ZITO It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wr...
JOAN ALLEN You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
GALLAGHER I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set o...
ISSA RAE I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&...
DANNY DEVITO I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, ...
JOANNA BAILLIE I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolut...
ROBERT MANKOFF I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS "“I think I’ll be a clown when I get grown….. Yes, sir, a clown. There ain’t one thing in th...
HARPER LEE Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr...
JIM MORRISON Its overwhelming, ... Its funny. You never put a price tag on yourself, so I didn't think it would g...
EVA LONGORIA At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it'...
TOM HANKS We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We'll do whatever it takes.
COLIN MOCHRIE Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
DICK GREGORY I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They ...
MATT GROENING Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell som...
DEMETRI MARTIN I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're...
ESTHER WILLIAMS I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitchi...
HARLAND WILLIAMS I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably...
TEDDY THOMPSON "yes i own a whaler boat, it slides across the sea some folks say im a part of it i know its part of...
JIMMY BUFFETT so what brings you to the doctor today?"
"hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save peop...
DEB CALETTI There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not goi...
WENDY COPE One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
TOM BAKER I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 2...
SHELLEY WINTERS I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 2...
SHELLEY WINTERS I had such a good time at the show. I love to laugh and all of the people on the tour were so funny....
LAURA STANKIEWICZ Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's j...
ELLEN DEGENERES People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o...
MICHAEL PATRICK KING I got through with my ability to mimic others and make people laugh. I swaggered through life, but, ...
PADDY CONSIDINE I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And t...
CARROT TOP I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think i...
KATE CLINTON Of course, I think that people are just waiting for that time when I make a mistake and they're ...
JUSTIN BIEBER Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laug...
NICK WECHSLER I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid, but for me there shouldn't be an...
JOHNNY DEPP For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have tu...
TRACY MORGAN They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo...
TERRY PRATCHETT I don't know how to put it, but yet you know we have so many people who the way they look at lif...
MIKE DITKA I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl...
NIKKI ROWE When I was around 13 years old, I started playing in bands and became obsessed with Blink-182 and Ne...
CASSADEE POPE Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then ...
JACK HANDY If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
NATHAN FIELDER I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a m...
AUDREY HEPBURN I don't think my body's gonna go to hell if I train for performance. It might change a littl...
JOHN CENA I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of ...
NATHAN FIELDER Having seen him, we think he's going to recover eventually. It's gonna be a long road, but he's a st...
DAVE WOODRUFF We laugh at our stories now, but it wasn't funny five and six months ago.
ALEXIS DEBRAM I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil...
JESSE MCCARTNEY I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no differenc...
WILL ROGERS I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laug...
YVETTE NICOLE BROWN I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh.
DREAMA WALKER Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have.
BOBBY DARNELL I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures...
AUDREY HEPBURN People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in pers...
ROWAN ATKINSON Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
LEWIS CARROLL You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln...
AL FRANKEN Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of w...
ASAP FERG I find it amazingly truthful and honest and funny, because it is so spot-on in its relationships bet...
ANITA STEWART Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON If I'm able to run 49 seconds, I'll be really blessed. 'Cause it is really hard on the body. I'm not...
EDWIN MOSES I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ...
JESSE MCCARTNEY I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.
ROSELYN SANCHEZ That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him ...
ALAN VEGA 'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with pe...
ROBERT VAUGHN Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha...
NORM MACDONALD Okay.
JOHN GREEN I don't think it's ever appropriate for us to make light of significant human pain . . . when people...
LELIA DEANDRADE I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more...
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