I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

میرا یہ دعوی نہیں کہ ہنسنے سے سفید بال کالے ہو جاتے ہیں' اتنا ضرور ہے کہ پھر وہ اتنے بُرے معلوم نہیں ہوتے۔

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?
That long?