I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.

I can lick my elbow. I know that's supposed to be impossible, but I can do it!

I make sure I sing a cappella to let people know I can sing.

My singing is part of me, like my stoutness, or my light hair, or my poor eyesight.

Most of the people who act and sing do so for their own pleasure and that of their friends and family.

It sucked our hair straight up. I'm here to tell you, whoever did that movie 'Twister' has got it down.