I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

These are horrendous developments, whether you're a human or if you're a bird. Everyone wondered what would happen if avian influenza came to Africa, but no one really prepared. They waited. Now it's there -- and this is not the most organized continent in the world.

You can't find an apartment, ... Traffic is horrendous. But it's safe. We've become the largest city in Louisiana.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.