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I know I had a couple drinks last night, but I didn't expect to wakeup in Sun Valley, Idaho.


Jimmy DeMaret

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JIMMY KIMMEL These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like...
JIMMY BUFFETT Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of ham...
JIMMY BRESLIN John Peel made his reputation with his radio show and his record label, Dandelion, by championing th...
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