I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.