I knew right away. You could tell. (Hall) talks a little bit slower. I think he's trying too much to sound like Bob Sheppard and he's not doing a good job of it.
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Related Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up, BRENDA JONES Hes doing better than what we thought. JAMIE KING God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser, PETER GOULD a little bit of inflation could be a really good thing, but not too much of it. ROBERT BRUSCA Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had, PETER GOULD [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var... ALEX ADAMS He went really, really well and I was hoping he would go a little bit slower, but he was pulling him... DAVID HOFMANS A man who waits to believe in action before acting is anything you like, but hes not a man of action... GEORGES CLEMENCEAU She's not an overpowering pitcher but she pitches in spots and hits her spots well. I think she was ... LISA KIRK I knew right away and I was kind of in denial to start with. But I knew. I heard a pop. I tried to m... REX GROSSMAN My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now. BARBARA UPTON A little bit of vegetation is good but too much is not. DIANA ANDREWS It's like Goldilocks here. You've got to be just right. You can have not too much experience nor too... BILL BRADY I beat myself a little bit too much sometimes. When you beat yourself a little bit too much, there... CAMILO VILLEGAS We played a little bit too slow, a little bit too casual, and didn't do a very good job defensively ... TOD KOWALCZYK (Dear kirk hammet, what kind of vegitarian are you? a lactose vegitarian, a ovum vegitarian, or a ve... JAMES HETFIELD It slows you down a little bit, I think. Other than that, there's not much of a change. DERRICK SIMMONS I really don't know yet. It's kind of still to be determined. ... I really haven't been doing too mu... JEFF FOSTER No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere... NATHAN ELMO MELO I have to say that getting to tackle Maria in 'The Sound of Music' at Carnegie Hall was surr... LAURA OSNES I knew Amanda was out (in the first quarter), and I had to take control a bit and just be a good lea... ALISON LACEY Would you rather have cheap, subsidized - illegally subsidized - goods dumped into the Wal-Mart and ... PETER NAVARRO In general, I tend to laugh too much. I always try to tell myself not to, but I think that's jus... ZACH WOODLEE It's my job, but I think it is too much. JEAN ALESI We didn't stretch him out too far. Every time I stretched him out a little bit further than his comf... BRIAN BUTTERFIELD Everything was okay today, but I am not feeling okay. I think that when the things you like go away,... ABRAHAM M. ALGHANEM She ducked in a little bit in the stretch, but that wasn't anything. She's doing so good right now. ... JAVIER CASTELLANO It thought about the magic that happens when you tell a story right, and everybody who hears it not ... KATHERINE HANNIGAN I'm just trying to help coach her a little bit. She's doing so well in her age group, with a little ... BILL HALPIN Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body,
Jenny's like to cry;
For she hes weet her petticoats
In... MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN I think at halftime we realized we were probably putting a little bit too much on Eli and we went ba... TIKI BARBER Sometimes you can press a little bit and you're trying to do too much and you're trying too ... ED BELFOUR From being in this state I knew what was out here and knew they could run. They may have a little bi... LARRY FEDORA We did a better job today of putting the ball into play. I think we've been doing a little too much ... ANN MOLSKI I was like, 'I guess that means everything's OK, ... And I'll tell you as a coach, when your kicker ... MIKE TICE And are you trying to tell me you aren't a little bit fascinated by me? KIMBERLY DERTING She seems like she's a quiet little passenger. That might not sound like a compliment, but it is to ... KATHY MOORE I went away for a week. I had time to do a bit of fishing and to play some golf, trying not to think... CRAIG STEVENS I think people started getting scared and falling under the pressure, and we just weren't working to... DANA MITCHELL I knew I had to focus on those points and not get too anxious. I was starting to smile a little bit ... ANDREW SHARNOV We started off the second half good. I think we relaxed a little bit, honestly, ... I got the feelin... BRAD TURNER I love being brown, so I love using Guerlain Terracotta Bronzing Powder. I use it everywhere: my for... KEKE PALMER I'm just surprised I'm not doing a better damn job. The job I thought I could do, I've not been able... DENNIS GREEN It's good for Ty. I think he went through a little bit of a tough time, trying to find his place, tr... RICHARD SEYMOUR When I rehearse, it ends up doing more harm than good. I think I work a little bit better when it... CHARLIE TAHAN I think when you get a lot of runs early like that, you can sit back and relax a little bit. I think... LEE DRIGGERS I did think about the injury a little bit before the jump but generally speaking I think I did a goo... ZHAO HONGBO I thought Greg did a very good job of taking the ball and showing leadership. BILLY LANGE I just took her heart away from her right away. I was doing the feints, trying to get her out of her... JAIME CLAMPITT I think he's doing a good job of it, hanging in. JAMES RUSSELL I think they've taken away a little bit of the battles. It's part of hockey. If not, it's kind of ro... ANDREW BRUNETTE Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Abby's done a great job, ... I think she's fine-tuning it a little bit. RALPH ACAMPORA Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ... ZACH MOUNCE I knew he was an athlete and he would be able to do it, but I didn't think he would do it as quick a... JON DAVIS Referrals are very powerful. When I refer you, I give a little bit of my reputation away. If you do ... IVAN MISNER Right there I was just trying to protect. I think he caught a little bit more plate with that pitch ... B.J. UPTON My heroes, I couldn't imagine them practicing. Like Bob Dylan, you know? Bob Dylan's a very,... LAURENT BRANCOWITZ I thought as we were coming back, their players were panicking a little bit. They were rushing their... LINC DARNER There's nothing you can really put a finger on, except preparation. For whatever reason, maybe we fe... DALLAS DRAKE I wasn't enjoying golf much. I was kind of getting a little bit tired, I was getting a little bi... PAULA CREAMER Yeah, I think that's the business model we mostly believe in. There could be things that come along ... PATRICK HUDSON I think we grew up a little bit. We came out more aggressive, and I thought we did a good job of pre... JACK COIT I don't think you can give any good team a steady diet of one defense. I think you have to change de... RICARDO PATTON After Monday night, the gas tank was half-empty coming in here. I think we chipped away at a few poi... TIM WALKER I also wanted to make sure the coaching staff didn't have a problem with it ... and that it was Greg... AL WAY I'm not sure right now if it's the pitchers out there. I think right now it's us. We're doing it to ... CRAIG MONROE For me, I was a bit unsure how things would go this year, ... So regular season-wise, we did a hell ... LAUREN JACKSON I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than... CAITLIN MORAN I think he's got me a little bit. I'd have to throw two shutouts in a row. I think he's done a great... CLIFF LEE I'm trying to lead a good Christian life, so there ain't too much spicy to tell about me. LORETTA LYNN Coming in, I really didn't know what to expect. I knew that my girls could be good, but I didn't how... BRYAN GOEHRING I don't think of my music in terms of a career. I just want to get it out there and do it. I'... BRYAN GREENBERG If you make it sound too much like a synth, it will just sound like a guitar part played on a synth. DAISY BERKOWITZ I believe I'm doing the right thing in trying to step away from that and to take chances and wor... PATRICK WARBURTON (I've been) a bit nervous, because you think it's like a job interview - if you want to put it that ... JAMIE KENNEDY Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better t... DR. SEUSS I think it was a little bit of bureaucratic infighting that led to this, but I think it was the righ... JEFF CURTIS It's weighing on a lot of peoples' minds up at Cornell. I know coach Donahue is struggling with it, ... FRAN DUNPHY It was a little bit of a motivation, but I never let it get to me, ... I knew if I work hard, good t... JOSE CONTRERAS To me, emails are a little bit frustrating. I think that the telephone is much preferred because you... T. BOONE PICKENS Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I The Saints are doing a good job adjusting. I think their focus is on trying to make the best of thei... ARCHIE MANNING I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you so much, I talk to everyone but you. And I wond... ANI DIFRANCO
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I want to win the flat-screen TV. GREG PARKER I thank them each day for what they're doing for both of our families. GREG PARKER In a year of record high gas prices, we grew in-store sales. This goes to prove the theory that cust... GREG PARKER We held our own, did our job and had a lot of best times, which is something we're shooting for. We ... GREG PARKER I certainly understand and appreciate the resident's concern. It's a sensitive subject. It's a tough... GREG PARKER As she moves on to Penn State, she will work her hardest to do the best she can. I believe she will ... GREG PARKER Lindsey has been a great competitor for Council Rock North for the past four years. She has excelled... GREG PARKER Last year, it seemed like everyone knew exactly what they were expected to do. We are starting to se... GREG PARKER We know whatever time we're in there, we go as hard as we can go. We know we'll get a break, so we d... 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ALISON PARKER Frankly, from a human rights perspective, that raises concerns, ALISON PARKER We're asking for a recognition that these are child offenders and they should have access to parole ... ALISON PARKER For example, Georgia rarely sentences children to life without parole, but it has youth crimes rates... ALISON PARKER This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-... ALISON PARKER [Human rights advocates say that the use of juvenile life without parole, or LWOP, is by one measure... ALISON PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o... DOROTHY PARKER If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. DOROTHY PARKER Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, ... 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DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ. JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands, Houses of marble, and billowing farms, Pearls, to trickle ... DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ... DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo... THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t... THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infi... DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head, They stroked my cheek and brow; And time could heal a hu... DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh. THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ... DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world. DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true. DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown? DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie. DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the th... DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him... THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four... DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host. DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B... DOROTHY PARKER