I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

Assassins!

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

To some it is Napoleon, to some it is a philosophical struggle, to me it is allegro con brio.