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LINDSAY LOHAN Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me. LINDSAY LOHAN I just love fashion. I think it just expresses who you are so much. LINDSAY LOHAN When someone tells me not to do something, I'll do it more. LINDSAY LOHAN This is what I asked for, and in this day and age that's what actually goes on. But what hurts m... LINDSAY LOHAN I love my red hair. It makes me spunkier. LINDSAY LOHAN Never say never. The things that you don't plan are the best. I'm a very spontaneous person. LINDSAY LOHAN My motto is: Live every day to the fullest - in moderation. LINDSAY LOHAN Once you go inside and weed through the muck, you will find the real beauty, the truth about yoursel... LINDSAY WAGNER Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good ... LINDSAY LOHAN A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. JEFF LINDSAY