I kind of doubt 14-year-old girls are downloading or buying Barry Manilow. But a 45-year-old woman who may not have been aware that this album existed is running out any buying it.
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Related A 29-year-old woman was found with a stab wound on her forehead and a 45-year-old woman was found bu... INSPECTOR PAUL RAMALOKO We should be writing more great roles for women, period. Another problem is that movies are generall... JAMES MANGOLD I hope that people like 14-year-old Troye are going to find this video. (in his coming out vid... TROYE SIVAN Several children were also highly aware of cigarette brands, as illustrated by the 6-year-old boy wh... MADELINE DALTON It is not so far-fetched for a 63-year-old woman to be with an 18-year-old boy. IAN GRAY Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati... MARGARET THATCHER Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati... WINSTON CHURCHILL There are charts and graphs and all this kind of stuff. That factors into that contract, particularl... MIKE HOLMGREN It was a bit lost on the one-year-old but not on the other three, who are fanatical fans of Doctor W... PETER FINCHAM If you knew that a 16-year-old boy was looking at high-end Porsches, that's very different than if i... ELLEN SIMINOFF I have actually found myself buying up more and more old analogue gear. I have this strange obsessio... MOBY Mulch is really beneficial. I wouldn't discourage anybody from buying it this year. BRIAN ESHENAUR I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years. MICKEY ROONEY They could have been a 35-year-old with three kids, or a 67-year-old male with a list of meds he is ... JENNY BARRIE [American cell phone operators] pitched SMS to 30-year-old executives instead of 15-year-old girls, ... HOWARD RHEINGOLD I can't recall another 14-year-old female charged with first-degree murder since I've been state att... HARRY SHORSTEIN You can be a girl at any age, you know. Girls at forty. Girls at fifty. There's a kind of flightines... ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT If you have a 50-year-old man connecting to a bunch of 15-year-old girls, that's something you can l... DANAH BOYD It was a nightmare that would have Barry Manilow screaming in horror. SIMON COWELL Never read any book that is not a year old. RALPH WALDO EMERSON I love Barry Manilow . SCOTTY BOWMAN I'm blessed. I have a 13-year-old girl's eye and a 14 year-old boy's eye. I've been ... MANDY PATINKIN I knew I was good because I was the only 14-year-old who could dunk backward. AMAR'E STOUDEMIRE We're gonna release a studio album probably a year from now and we've got these recordings t... JAMES YOUNG I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot... VANESSA CARLTON We've been in a narrow range all day with light buying, but this is to be expected at the beginning ... LARRY LAWLER If you are a 24-year-old man, you believe that old age begins about 55 [while] if you are a 62-year-... DOMINIC ABRAMS A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD We kind of fought that one out last year. It was on for young and old a bit. But Southern Cross is p... MIKE CARLTON We hear it a lot - my 14-year-old daughter loves your network. I don't watch it, but it's really for... GARTH ANCIER Fashion has this youth mania. But 70-year-old ladies don't have 18-year-old bodies, and 18-year-... IRIS APFEL Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I... GROUCHO MARX This drug should not be administered by mouth or any other way to a 6-year-old. SEAN HOWARD Girls who are on top of things must have three hundred ways of responding to tired thirty-five-year-... HARUKI MURAKAMI The old days of selling wheat are over. Today, wheat buyers are buying a specification. DAN MALTBY People are buying animals who are not aware of the circumstances, ... You spend a lot of money, $400... LLOYD LEVINE Buying jewelry online is comparable to buying any other gift online. The biggest risk is not fraud b... LIZ CHATELAIN I kind of felt a little disappointed in the way I played last year. This year has been an absolute b... AMY HOLMAN You'd think a 40-something-year-old woman would have better sense than that, but she didn't. NICK KIRBY We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic. JESSE ANDREWS I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the... DAMIAN LEWIS Reading some of the descriptions, it's just hard to figure out was that a 20-year-old guy who had se... MARTI HARKNESS I'm 33 years old; I probably have a body like a 45- or 50-year-old, and I only do it part-time. My b... BRUTAL EVANS I'm 33 years old; I probably have a body like a 45- or 50-year-old, and I only do it part-time. My b... BRUTAL BOB EVANS Our customers 18-year-old Japanese girls to 65-year-old ladies like the idea of covering their arm... BRIAN WOLK Our customers 18-year-old Japanese girls to 65-year-old ladies like the idea of covering their... BRIAN WOLK Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I... GROUCHO MARX Is suffering so very serious? I have come to doubt it. It may be quite childish, a sort of undignifi... SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE Is suffering so very serious? I have come to doubt it. It may be quite childish, a sort of undignifi... SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-s... LIANE MORIARTY I think that the sales drop is temporary. Explorer buyers, or some of the buyers, may be buying Ford... DAVID HEALY I think that the sales drop is temporary, ... Explorer buyers, or some of the buyers, may be buying ... DAVID HEALY I am a 23 yr old, with the quest of a 5 year old, carelessness of 10 year old, dreams of a 15 year o... ASHISH RANA A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. JERRY SEINFELD That was a good performance for a six-year-old. He ran his heart out, and may have one more run this... ARTHUR MOORE I didn't realize how limiting an R rating is. I made 'Disco' as a cautionary tale for 14... WHIT STILLMAN This year boat sales are much better. Last year, they were saying gasoline would be $5 a gallon by s... BOB COLE I think there is a segment of the buying public that may be buying them with the false impression th... RAE TYSON Early results confirm that this is going to be another excellent year for online buying. GIAN FULGONI The question of buying now or buying later is always tricky. I compare it to buying a summer suit. B... BOB HARRELL Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. HELEN ROWLAND Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. H. JACKSON BROWN, JR. Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. H. JACKSON BROWN JR. She's not just a 15-year-old girl. She's a 15-year-old girl who happens to have striking looks and a... BRIAN HEWITT Imagine a 75-year-old man and 72-year-old woman watching everything they own go up in smoke. ELAINE MORGAN The three practical rules, then, which I have to offer, are, --/ Never read a book that is not a yea... RALPH WALDO EMERSON She (Tanya) was taken advantage of. When a 37-year-old man encounters a 14-year-old girl who wants t... LAWRENCE FISHER Yes, the brain of a 16-year-old is different than the brain of a 25-year-old. But what should that m... JAY GIEDD Can anyone seriously contend that whether a 14-year-old boy, who thinks he is a girl, gets to use th... PAT BUCHANAN My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happen... MICHAEL LEWIS The connotation is you're getting some kind of sexual gratification, or wanting sexual gratification... CHRISTOPHER MURRAY Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a ... JACK KLUGMAN It was an excellent job, ... I like the idea of playing a 42-year-old woman -- actually, 41, I was 4... FRANCES MCDORMAND At this point, we're investigating this as a possible homicide of a 26-year-old Webster woman, DOUG NELSON Usually for a movie, if you want a 13-year-old, you get a 16-year-old who looks 13, because 13-year-... ROBBIE COLTRANE Harrison Ford may be getting old, but he can fight like a 28 year old man HARRISON FORD This is probably the most egregiously interesting escapade that students have had at Pine Crest. I h... LOURDES COWGILL This is probably the most egregiously interesting escapade that students have had at Pine Crest. I h... LOURDES COWGILL What it means is that the taste of the people who are buying at Barrett-Jackson are more attuned to ... DAVE KINNEY I don't think I did anything out of character (for) any other 21-year-old. BOBBY JENKS This is the coward who murdered a 13 year old girl. STANLEY BORGIA Japanese pension funds and institutions will likely accelerate their buying from October when the se... KENICHI AZUMA I put my friends and family first. I'm really just a normal thirteen-year-old girl who has a dif... NATASHA CALIS A lot of them are people who may have been runners, but their knees are giving out, so their doctor ... DAVE ROGERS This is about the limit of the number of teams we can have. We may extend it a little bit in the 15-... BILL INGRAM They'll tell their agents to keep an eye out for someone who may have gotten a trip by buying miles.... TOM PARSONS We get sweaty, 14-year-old boy's demo CDs, ... and no panties. CHRIS SHIFLETT It is naive to assume any over-the-counter scheme for the morning-after pill would be effective. A 1... WENDY WRIGHT I sold some of my tickets this year. I did. I told the league that and I told [team owner] Red McCom... MIKE TICE Heaven forbid some 14-year-old pulls out one of these weapons with a police officer around and as a ... ROGER ANDERSON We put the blame on a 14-year-old for the sins and omissions of the adults. This could have been pre... GARY MITCHELL She used to be a race horse but she'd been abused. I had no intention of buying a horse that old, bu... JAMIE WOODRUFF Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled lik... DEREK LANDY When he died he had the body of an 84-year-old man, but a spirit of an 11- or 12-year-old boy. JAMES REILLY Our girls have really done a great job of buying into turning this program around. DAVE SHONDELL What I really love about them... is the fact that they contain someone's personal history...I find m... ISABEL WOLFF I may not be old but I’m too old to have this much nothing JONATHAN TROPPER Last year I think it was tough on the girls and me because I was a first year coach. The first time ... ERIC STEEGE My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card. J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
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CHUCK NOLL In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since. CHUCK YEAGER There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up... CHUCK SCHUMER Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage. CHUCK PALAHNIUK I can't lie - I love talking to the people at my shows. I'm so grateful to all my fans. I co... CHUCK BROWN You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the ... CHUCK YEAGER Don't let the same dog bite you twice. CHUCK BERRY I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up. CHUCK BERRY We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax... CHUCK PALAHNIUK What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr... CHUCK PALAHNIUK If the citizens of the United States are to turn away from the Communist Manifesto and preserve the ... CHUCK NORRIS Exercise, prayer, and meditation are examples of calming rituals. They have been shown to induce a h... CHUCK NORRIS The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never... CHUCK NOLL My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issu... CHUCK PALAHNIUK In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagn... CHUCK PALAHNIUK That's all there was in our house: poetry and choir rehearsal and duets and so forth; I listened... CHUCK BERRY In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th... CHUCK CLOSE Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews. CHUCK BERRY Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ... CHUCK BERRY Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we... CHUCK PALAHNIUK One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed ... CHUCK ZITO It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in th... CHUCK NORRIS Of all the artists who emerged in the '80s, I think perhaps Cindy Sherman is the most important. CHUCK CLOSE In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tai... CHUCK NORRIS I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about tha... CHUCK PALAHNIUK