I kept calling to try and go out with her. Her mother kept screening the calls.

My costume wasn't quite as sexy as hers. She caught me completely off guard. I didn't know who this person was.

(Hirsch) probably should have gotten some kind of an award for match-making. My dad always said marrying my mother was the best decision he ever made.

I think that's where (Smith) was going to put Mother, under that headstone. Who's going to think twice about an old body under an old tombstone?

Seems you can't outsmart Mother Nature.

It begins with the growing realization that another ? the mother ? has it, she has control over it, and she's not you.