I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

I was near sighted. I was born myopic, and I got glasses, right after that.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.

I wasn't born a redhead, but I was born to be a redhead.

I was born in Bournemouth, England, in 1943.

I was born in a blender.