I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

I went to Hebrew school but opted out of a bar mitzvah.

My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel.

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah.

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy.