I just got a phone call that Tom Cruise had a baby girl about two minutes ago. No joke.

Tom Cruise is dope.

I'd love to work with Tom Cruise.

Did you hear about this story? ... Several Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated after a boat cruise on a lake turned into a wild sex party on this boat. ? What are they, 1-3? One and three. That's the only offensive thing they've done all season, actually.

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!