I just don't believe in theme nights. The alcohol is already cheap; if we lowered prices any more, we'd be out of business.

A couple of ladies came in because they saw an article (about the bar) in The Columbus Dispatch. They wanted to see if the place had changed.

That's what's good about this place. It's just a straightforward bar.

Theoretically, an individual of any age could be on private property and could be consuming or possessing alcohol. It is perfectly legal.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.