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I just covered my wife and protected her, and that was it. And off he went.


Josh Holloway

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AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in...
AND CITY Desperate Housewives.
AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford]
AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-...
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AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth...
AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ...
AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana.
JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight,
JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent,
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BEN HARDY I was surprised because he wasn't trying to block my shot. Every time I went at him, he backed off a...
CASEY MOORE My wife and I were in a band and worked together on and off since we were 19 or 20.
ATTICUS ROSS I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'Ho...
JOHNNY DEPP My gut feeling is that an alarm went off in the house and he went off to investigate.
DON BUCHHOLZ I knew Josh was on the black line, and when (the official) called that, I knew right away what he wa...
GREG SOLIZ I just charged to the net and called for the puck, and Josh heard me I guess. He threw it right wher...
JACK SKILLE To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I was going hard to the net and it went off my helmet.
PETR SYKORA It was just 1-on-1 with me and her, and I knew I had the height advantage over her, so I just took i...
CANDACE PARKER The intensity of intention inside a woman’s mind to reign like a queen is so pronounced that she e...
ANUJ SOMANY It was upsetting. My third child was just getting out of high school, and we were looking at college...
EDWIN WELSH I just know God completely and totally protected me, most importantly protected my children.
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LARRY LONG I don't think he realized I was right behind him. He had his back turned, and I just swatted his sti...
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PLUTARCH Josh and Ryan used to hang out all the time together. Ryan went into the Air Force, and Josh went in...
BUD SOMERVILLE I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma ...
LARRY HAGMAN When I got married, it was pretty frustrating for my wife. I would move my legs and kick and turn an...
JACK BARR He had just been to the school earlier, but I didn't know for sure when he was there. So I went ahea...
BRENT VINSON My wife is really close to his wife, so she's real excited. I was saying to her, 'Yeah, he just foll...
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GREG BEHRENDT It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him ba...
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BRUCE SUTTER He is one of the most dedicated, hard-working kids I have ever coached. Josh is a solid four-year wr...
JASON ROSTORFER Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but...
ELIZABETH GASKELL I think that was real big. I was bleeding and they wiped me up real quick and stopped the bleeding f...
CARON BUTLER He had a deck that, if it was set up, could pretty much overpower mine. My deck was doing fast damag...
KEATON GILL I just bent her over and kissed her. She went her way and I went mine. We never said a word to each ...
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WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS My wife, she's really suffering, and I just ask that you say a prayer for her because she needs it. ...
RUSSELL YATES Bob Novak called me before he went to print with the report and he said a CIA source had told him th...
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EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI I was just trying my best to get to overtime. In overtime I just tried to get him off my wrists. I w...
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JEFF WALKER He felt that he was untouchable. And he also probably felt protected.
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JENNY LAWSON His smoke alarm went off and my dog started barking. I went out and ... there was smoke coming out.
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TOM DUFFY Whilst the wolflets bayed,
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NATALIE WOODHAM I almost chopped my thumb off once. Just before I left home, I was about ten or eleven years old, an...
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TOM SMART My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wa...
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WILLIAM GOLDMAN I hope never to marry in this way; I wish to make my wife happy, but not to become rich by her means...
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART you left
and i wanted you still
yet i deserved someone
who was willing to stay
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JOHN LLOYD YOUNG Josh just blew the ceiling off the place,
DAVID SOMERVILLE Josh just blew the ceiling off the place.
BUD SOMERVILLE

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JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to...
JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme...
JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til...
JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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