I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.

Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.

I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.

My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.