I hope you nail the bastard.”

So does he.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

I’ve got major skills and can definitely hold my own.

Not that I can’t handle things myself, but since I’ve got you,
I may as well use you.

Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?

I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.