I hope no one thinks of me like that. I'm just a normal guy.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

I really doubt they'll need me. They should have enough people. It all depends on numbers. If they have enough, then us older guys won't have to go.

They may still work their way out on their own.

It was just a big flash. It pretty much blew me to the other side of the truck. It all happened so fast, I didn't even know what hit me. I was knocked out.