I hope I didn't bore you too much with my life story.

Anytime something eats too much of my life, I kill it.

I read autobiographies because there is too much fiction in my life.

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

I know my life story sounds too extraordinary to be true.

'American Horror Story' is dark, so you shouldn't be expecting too much happiness.