I hired a personal trainer to help me lose 25 pounds and get from obese to fat. My next step will be to get from fat to chubby.

He used to be just fat. Chubby. He was a ballplayer, but he was chubby. Now, he's taller. He's still big, but he's a great basketball player. He's not just a big guy in the middle.

My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.

More people die from over-eating than from undernourishment

She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back.

“Are you concerned about your weight, Fat Jimmy?”

I took a long drag on my cigarette.

“Not at all. My doctor says I’ve got another two stone to go before I’m morbidly obese.”

Fat Jimmy from "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" due out Jan 2017

I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there.