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I heard the gunfire. I looked over to my right, and there was a gentleman standing by his vehicle shooting his pistol in the air.


Josh Hemmelman

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JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
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JOSH RADNOR Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
JOSH PAIS Working with amazing people, you continue to learn and develop yourself, as an actor and as a person...
JOSH HUTCHERSON My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was...
JOSH HENDERSON I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ...
JOSH HOMME When I was on 'All My Children,' we did a thing for 'Seventeen Magazine' where a gir...
JOSH DUHAMEL There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there's a younger...
JOSH LUCAS I secretly enjoy being alone - hiking alone, skiing alone, walking along the beach alone, going to m...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN No matter how devastating our struggles, disappointments, and troubles are, they are only temporary....
JOSH MCDOWELL You hear about quality time a lot but I really think that quantity time with a person is really what...
JOSH TURNER Anyone with sincere religious beliefs cannot say that all religions are true. That is so illogical i...
JOSH MCDOWELL I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go...
JOSH HUTCHERSON The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at...
JOSH GORDON I think one of the coolest things you can do is disappear for a while, because it gives you the chan...
JOSH HOMME After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the...
JOSH MCDOWELL Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
JOSH BILLINGS There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
JOSH BILLINGS Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to h...
JOSH BILLINGS Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
JOSH BILLINGS If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost specta...
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