I haven't noticed any idiots here. I mean that in a good way.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

No conspiracy. I think it's more coincidence than anything.

I had my first Major League at-bat off him in 1995. He struck me out. But I think that helped me out in seeing some pitches, and I know he's aggressive and always comes after you.