I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

If the anecdote to your life is the depiction of a ocean, Make sure the ocean is in the grasp of a vicious storm and not a calm flat monotonous rhythmic clock going by like time tick tick tick...

Awe and respect are two different things.