I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.