I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

This is one auction antique collectors are not going to want to miss. I know we're going to have a big crowd, so come early to get a good seat.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.